If that in and of itself isn’t the most condescending sentence in existence, I really don’t know what is. It is usually following some kind of criticism of another person, I’ve never heard it said as a positive, it’s usually something like “I think s/he’s […]
My friends are… different. They are usually also warned when I shall be blogging them. Even if you know they think I’m just kidding.
Yeah, that’s what we’ll work with here. My bestest friend, we’ll call him “E” here. He’s huge (6 four), he’s a sweetie, I’ve known him forever + a day. Yeah, he’s the crap.
You may be asking yourself why, oh why does he get the astute honor of me, The Mistress blogging about him?
He has the coolest tattoo EVER, it’s an emo tear on his finger. Which he gives people (no, not middle.. But HYSTERICAL nonetheless).
He’s also the newest admin at paradox9.com.
But, either way I’ll be throwing out a couple of updates later..