A Blog About a Girl, Life, and Ranting

Tag: Humor

Are you a whale or a petunia?

Are you a whale or a petunia?

  (If you know the original artist of this, after hugging them for this wonderful piece – let me know who they are.) Sometimes we all have to do something we don’t want to do. It’s a simple fact of life. Having to be responsible […]

Straight Up Bohemia

Straight Up Bohemia

For years my dream was to live an art-soaked bohemian lifestyle. I was going to travel the world making things pretty, and teaching the masses about the improvements that art can bring to (what I assumed to be) their horribly dull lives. Show them the […]

I’m Like All Jenga Up in Here

I’m Like All Jenga Up in Here

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At 28 I kind of figured I’d be having cooler existential breakdowns. Not that there’s anything ‘cool’ about an existential breakdown, but rage typing and not changing out of my pajamas and ratty band t-shirts doesn’t really seem to be the most.. exiting way to go about it either.

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Eh, The Kids Are Alright (Mostly)

Eh, The Kids Are Alright (Mostly)

I don’t really look back on my teenage years with rose-colored glasses. It would be both foolish and (let’s face it) I’d thoroughly get mocked (in good fun, or not) by those who actually knew me then (not that I could blame them).

It’s Just the Way The World Works, Sugarpants

It’s Just the Way The World Works, Sugarpants

When I was a kid I wanted a pet octopus, badly. It’s name was going to be Sugarpants and we were going to be the best of friends. I was going to take him with me just everywhere and it was going to be so […]