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Blue Green or Brown? Pick and Choose Your Child’s Genetics

Blue Green or Brown? Pick and Choose Your Child’s Genetics

It seems that the customize everything you own trend now has also been added to your kids. Designer babies are officially no longer a fantasy. The clinics are out of Manhattan and Los Angeles and the doctor who owns the clinic says the best results […]

Evil Adoption

Evil Adoption

Oh the evils of our society, the oppressed vs the oppressor. The poor adopted kids, who their parents didn’t want belong with the one’s who didn’t want them! Genetics belongs with genetics! How dare an infertile couple even so much as think about giving a […]

We Did It

We Did It

Although, yes this is / was a popular post election subject, this post has absolutely nothing to do with any sort of election fervor. This post is much, much darker. You have been warned.

My wee one, her bravery far surpasses her mother’s. A small fact she thrives on proving time and time again. This last week, it has been a winner take all week. She’s been hell bent on proving her strength (I’m sure for some kind of world take over, if genetics play a role).
What was her scheme? I’m sure you no doubt are wondering. Well, be prepared it’s not pretty.
“The 24 Hour Tummy Bug”, quite possibly the most insidious scheme ever thought up by a toddler (a devious scheme I hear that is being used by children everywhere).
She’s a smart one.
You may read in the near future, “Mrs. Cleaver” (name changed to protect the wounded) Survives First Bout With Yakking Baby”. Although, I don’t think the work ‘yakking’ is something the press uses.. But, hey why not (this is my deranged thought process after all).
My first reaction was naturally, find the billion other reasons she’s sick. Rough housing with family was the popular option. Or perhaps a disagreement with the food momma lovingly prepared (oh yeah, I would rather blame my cooking than a virus). Sadly, my attempts at poor logic stood small in the face of the real culprit.
But, in the end- We survived. After a long and arduous trial (okay, 24 hours), we fought bravely. We did it, we overcame the (now codenamed) “Yucky Tummy” attacks of ’09.

A few brave souls were felled by the attack- brave fighters that shall be remembered as “Gramma” and “Grampa” (well, “Grampa” being worse, although the going theory is it’s due to his genetic disposition. ‘Nother words, he a guy they always get 100% sicker than anyone ever has.)

Operative “Momma” got to run around for all the troops. In the end (hehe) never fully falling for the plan. Although, the going theory is the one known as “Daddy” is the lead culprit behind this, as he doesn’t bother telling Momma before he visits that he’s sick (as he of course, is).

For now however, all chaos has been averted.


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