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Are you a whale or a petunia?

Are you a whale or a petunia?

  (If you know the original artist of this, after hugging them for this wonderful piece – let me know who they are.) Sometimes we all have to do something we don’t want to do. It’s a simple fact of life. Having to be responsible […]

Straight Up Bohemia

Straight Up Bohemia

For years my dream was to live an art-soaked bohemian lifestyle. I was going to travel the world making things pretty, and teaching the masses about the improvements that art can bring to (what I assumed to be) their horribly dull lives. Show them the […]

I’m Like All Jenga Up in Here

I’m Like All Jenga Up in Here

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At 28 I kind of figured I’d be having cooler existential breakdowns. Not that there’s anything ‘cool’ about an existential breakdown, but rage typing and not changing out of my pajamas and ratty band t-shirts doesn’t really seem to be the most.. exiting way to go about it either.

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The Happiness!

The Happiness!

My coffee is just thrilled to make your acquaintance.

Fluffy Writing on My Blog? It’s More Likely Than You Think

Fluffy Writing on My Blog? It’s More Likely Than You Think

I’m not a fan of fluffy writing. It’s unusually saccharine and the flowery text tends to make my eyes bleed. I honestly image it like a pie, with a cake on top, drizzled with chocolate syrup, then blended in with thumb tacks. A description that […]