I’m Like All Jenga Up in Here
At 28 I kind of figured I’d be having cooler existential breakdowns. Not that there’s anything ‘cool’ about an existential breakdown, but rage typing and not changing out of my pajamas and ratty band t-shirts doesn’t really seem to be…
Fluffy Writing on My Blog? It’s More Likely Than You Think
I’m not a fan of fluffy writing. It’s unusually saccharine and the flowery text tends to make my eyes bleed. I honestly image it like a pie, with a cake on top, drizzled with chocolate syrup, then blended in with…
Spam Theater: Spam, Illustrated
Illustrated Spam: Fun With Spam! Usually, the spam I get is a bunch of links, or a word salad with little to no meaning, so upon checking my spam folder (as I lead a pretty sad life) imagine my…
It’s Just the Way The World Works, Sugarpants
When I was a kid I wanted a pet octopus, badly. It’s name was going to be Sugarpants and we were going to be the best of friends. I was going to take him with me just everywhere and it…
