Steven Segal: The New Chuck Norris

Steven Segal: The New Chuck Norris

For reals.

I’m starting the movement.

  • Steven Segal is so zen that just watching his movies will make you sleep (zing!).
  • Once Steven Segal is so Great that he doesn’t need to explain what exactly it is that he is great at. *

Have any Segal facts that should be added? Post them below.

Really, either that or I’m going to have to attempt a few more ‘jokes’ and really- you see the result above.

*That was bad. Even for me.