Steven Segal: The New Chuck Norris
I’m starting the movement.
- Steven Segal is so zen that just watching his movies will make you sleep (zing!).
- Once Steven Segal is so Great that he doesn’t need to explain what exactly it is that he is great at. *
Have any Segal facts that should be added? Post them below.
Really, either that or I’m going to have to attempt a few more ‘jokes’ and really- you see the result above.
*That was bad. Even for me.