Dora is Trying to Kill Me And: She May In Fact Be The Devil
On the Bottom Dora.
Listen, I know you moms out there can relate (or get the pitchforks at the ready, I’m not entirely sure which) but I just about go into a homicidal rage at the mere mention of that evil little child. You know- the one with the monkey.
One guess: Dora*.
Yeah her.
I’m thrilled that on one side, I know I’m not alone.
There’s still the other part, the ones who looovvvee that grating little kid. Those are the people who seem to be taking some kind of immense joy in getting my daughter not just silent Dora toys, no they absolutely must get her singing want to gouge out my eardrums type of toys.
Naturally, this leads to some rather misplaced batteries.
So, the same toys now sound a lot more like some kind of music of the damned until they decide to finally give up the ghost. Which, considering the fact they are in fact possessed by some kind of hell-beasts doesn’t look like it will be any time soon.
Hmm, see evil: Above- Hurricane Dora.
Once again I am proven correct by the internet!
*Yes, I am actually well aware that wasn’t any semblance of a guess, and no – I don’t care. Besides, didn’t you see my handy illustration above? It’s not like this one was a toughie.
**If you can tell me the blasted commercial, I will totally be giving you a million e-kudos. It’s driving me nuts.
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