Droopy Pants: Do You Feel Lucky, Punk?
Well do ya?
Canton City Councilwoman Mary Cirelli knows evil, true evil. She’s an Ohio Congress Woman with a mission, to stop people from sagging their pants.
Oh yes, she’s fighting the (totally 90’s) trend of dropping pants so your rear is showing.
See, Councilwoman Mary Cirelli is offended by the trend and she’s not going to take it anymore, so naturally she sees it fit to go all sorts of Dirty Harry on the punks. While on one hand, the trend now is actually more fitting clothing, so she is indeed the fashion police.
She’s attempting to use indecency laws to make the droopy folk get some belts or (assumingly) face a fine.
Cause. there’s evil afoot and Mary’s fighting it.
/sarcasm
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