Diamonds and Zombies
In reality this is still a shallow blog.
So, nothing has changed (even with your super kewl title).
Exactly how does one earn whore diamonds? Would you really want them regardless? I mean yeah, they’re diamonds but they are still whore diamonds. To illustrate my logic, this is a diamond:
Here is my artists’ rendition of a whore diamond:
Although I imagine the stench of bengey, sad, old, and death would be hard to get out of whore gear…
Seriously- how frikken awesome??
Zombies, and NO not just zombies Spiderman and Mary Jane Zombies! Add in Indy somehow it’s the f-ing trinity of awesome. And maybe some kind of monster robot. Yeah, one that transforms into Indy. Giant monser Indy? Nah… ? How’s about just the whip? Maybe the fedora? Seriously though, Indy is to me what cake is to a fat kid. A giant robot zombie fat kid…
Okay sorry. Minor dorkgasm…
Oh and, speaking of zombies- I think the people I know need to be a hell of a lot nicer now I know how to survive the upcoming Zombie apocalypse. Due to the seriously best survival guide out there, oh yes -The Zombie Survival Guide.