(If you know the original artist of this, after hugging them for this wonderful piece – let me know who they are.) Sometimes we all have to do something we don’t want to do. It’s a simple fact of life. Having to be responsible […]
My goal for many years has been to get better at time management. Right now, I’m still working on it. If you need someone to waste time, I’m a pro. Last night, I managed to waste about 4 hours gaming while ‘playing for one more […]
For years my dream was to live an art-soaked bohemian lifestyle. I was going to travel the world making things pretty, and teaching the masses about the improvements that art can bring to (what I assumed to be) their horribly dull lives. Show them the way of the art. Show them the blissful union that could be by merging their lives and design.
Well it’s been… well a while. A very long while, going by that last post. But, things have been busy! Which is the typical excuse! Yay! Or something! I haven’t been much into writing for a while, I confess, but hey! Folks are still checking […]
Dear Mr. or Ms. Scumbag, I really hope you’re enjoying my cell phone. While, sure – it isn’t getting service as I did report that sucker stolen – it does have a bunch of features on it, as you undoubtedly know. While I’m sure you’re […]
Alright, so it’s far from anything even remotely resembling an actual haiku, but admittedly a lot of the spammy emails I get are still special. Almost, poetic (and some in a sad little pithy way too). Let’s take a look into the depths of my inbox (my filters kinda suck).
Perchance the social workers are needed due to some crappy excuses for recruiting? It just doesn’t seem like the best method for finding help by sending out mass emails, then again I quit college after some psych classes so what do I know?
Hmm, maybe that money was wasted after all?
It surprises me how often I get this exact message. It’s clumsy yes, and I’m not entirely sure if I want to vulcanize any kind of sticks.. However, I am taking donations to get a few people I know ‘fixed’ so maybe this one may come in handy.
When the heck did msnbc become the go-to source for ‘legally erasing bills’? That is all.
Okay, there’s these and the ‘Your Fat!’ ones that get me. Just, no.
Hmm, I’m not opening this to find out exactly what a Jupiter Jack is. There’s no doubt I’ll live to regret finding that out (never as cool as I imagine). Besides, I can barely keep my thoughts together and walk I’m not planning on being that much of a road hazard any time soon.
Bonus point for any readers who will make up the coolest story about what a Jupiter Jack should be.